Remember when you were a kid and you used to pretend you could crush things with your fingers? Many do it as a relaxation technique I heard from a very important doctor I just made up. Take for example Mr. Potato Head. I just take my fingers and crush him between them. Go ahead, just do it. It’ll make you feel powerful.
Feel better? It’s soothing to destroy, isn’t it? Now imagine you’re a giant! Mere fingers aren’t sufficient! Would King Kong use fingers? Would Gozilla use his…. uh, scaly things…. finger scales?…. would Yao Ming destroy with out completely demolishing something from existence? I SAY NO!!!
Let’s call him Karel, say his little blonde boy hair is pissing me off because I’m going bald and I’m 1/4 Dutch, but he’s full Dutch with a full head of hair. So let’s take our left hand like so:
Then you take your right hand like so:
And like so, you smash the little dutch boy’s head:
Don’t you feel better now that Karel’s gone? 🙂 You’re not stressed, you have asserted your height dominance upon yet another upstart that was trying to take your cookie possibly perhaps and King Kong no longer has anything on you. BLIZOW!!!