Yesterday, as I was shooting video for the authors of “I Hate People” down in Venice Beach (which is why I didn’t post yesterday) I happened to see Michelle Wie on the TV in the sports bar we were having lunch in. I turned to Marc, one said author as he was taking a sip of his beer and asked “Is Michelle Wie old enough for me to lust after a little bit now?” To which he replied, “I believe so. I think she’s 19.”
WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?!?!?!?
Oh Michelle Wie…. you’re 6′-1″, successful, intelligent AND Korean? She’s a tall white guys dream girl! Yeah, it’s a stereotype for white guys to like Asian girls, and I gotta tell ya I’m the reason it exists. At least I like them tall, right? I would have felt (slightly) bad about lusting after her a little bit when she was still a minor if, you know, i did…. but now I have no qualms in writing:
Michelle Wie is my new future ex-wife. Sorry Grace Park. You’re just too…. already married…. 😦
Tall Book Update: Loving, loving, loving this book. I’m almost half way done. I will, God willing, have the review up by middle of next week.