If you know me, I tend to be wordy so if you want the short version: I’ve not found Mr. Tall Right. In fact I’ve not even gone on a single date yet!
For those of you that want the tall version, read on…
So if you remember I uploaded my profile onto Match.com with baited breath, crossing my fingers, and hoping for the best all the while keeping my expectations very low. I’m SO glad I’ve kept my expectations at an all time low. I’ve received many winks which have sparked no interest in me and I’ve received 1 email. Okay, technically I’ve received 3 but 2 of those emails are from my friends, Dave and Jeff, so those don’t really count 🙂 (sorry guys).
I went into my profile this morning thinking maybe it’s too long. So I deleted a couple of things to shorten it up and resubmitted it. I personally think my profile is kinda funny, explains who I am, but isn’t terribly long so whomever reads it isn’t bored by the end. But I’m simply not getting noticed OR I’m just too tall OR I’m not as funny as I think I am OR…the list is endless.
The Match Profile is like the resume of dating and I’m failing at this first step in the process. I’ve actually used a professional resume service to beef up my professional resume so I’m wondering do I need that for my profile? I met my last boyfriend randomly at a Portland Skyliner tall club event so do I need to hang around tall clubs? What’s a tall girl to do?
This whole dating thing is really no fun for me. BUT, I can’t just hide myself away….I’m such a catch. (Please read this dripping with sarcasm as that’s how it’s being written. And a further disclaimer: please don’t feel the need to stroke my ego with compliments, I’m truly not fishing for any, I simply like to be sarcastic sometimes)
Wish me luck!